Huayu Shen Gongbao

Chapter 39 Best Mistakes

Upon hearing Shen Gongbao's words, Liu Yifei's face instantly flushed red, and her head began to buzz!

She paid such a high price, mainly because she didn't want to sing nursery rhymes.

Now that things have gotten out of hand, the only good thing is that the main objective has been achieved. Unexpectedly, Shen Gongbao announced the children's song program in public without prior notice!

Then all the effort and cost she put into causing trouble would have been wasted.

The key point is that this time, Liu Yifei didn't manage to get anything out of Shen Gongbao, and she even called him "Dad" again!

Thinking of all this, Liu Yifei's resolve was truly shattered!

She was about to retort when Shen Gongbao said righteously, "An unexpected incident occurred right after the studio was established. Now everyone is waiting to see us make a fool of ourselves. At this critical moment, we need you to step up."

"If you sing the children's songs well, it will not only change the subject but also make the audience recognize the abilities of the artists in our studio."

Upon hearing this, both Wang Zhongjun and Jackie Chan nodded in agreement. They did indeed need a show to divert attention.

At least we should continue today's press conference.

Seeing this, Liu Xiaoli also came over and said, "Qianqian, Teacher Shen's words make a lot of sense. You can't be willful at crucial moments!"

Liu Yifei: "..."

I'm tired. Let's destroy it!

Seeing that her mother was also supporting Shen Gongbao, Liu Yifei was on the verge of tears and could only obediently accept her fate and go to prepare for the children's song performance.

Under Shen Gongbao's arrangement, the scene quickly returned to order. Everyone went about their business, from cleaning to using the restrooms, and hotel staff began cleaning the site.

At this moment, the live stream only showed a promotional display stand for the press conference, but the number of viewers was increasing.

"They're here! I heard this is the 'Shit-Smelling Livestream'?"

"Wrong, this live stream room is a toilet; you can poop here."

"The comment upstairs is too direct; it lacks depth."

"Haha, here's something more meaningful: This is your (Zero's) live stream room!"

"Holy crap, how did you come up with the idea for your livestream? You're a genius!"

"Hahaha! We all learned this from Shen Gongbao. If he hadn't told us not to misunderstand, how would we have known the truth!"

"Welcome everyone to the Shenyang Public Notice forum! It's full of talented people, and everyone speaks very kindly!"

"I'm also from the Shenyang Public Security Bureau. I've come up with a joke: how about calling Wang Zhonglei and her four friends 'Wuling Hongguang' (a type of minivan)?"

"Hahahaha!! Hahahaha! A Wuling Hongguang? That's hilarious! Watch out, Wuling might sue you!"

"From now on, let's not call them Huayi Brothers anymore, wouldn't it be better to just call them Wuling Brothers!"

"This is hilarious! I can already picture the Hong Kong media headline: 'Golden Deal Boosts Gold Prices!' What do you think of that headline?"

……

Most netizens are just looking for fun. The incident at Huayi's signing ceremony, where someone collapsed and vomited, has spread across the internet in great speed, with various photos and videos circulating online.

This news is being discussed on major portal websites, forums, online communities, and QQ groups.

Everyone initially thought it was just ordinary diarrhea, but Shen Gongbao's statement, "Don't misunderstand," took the matter to another level.

After netizens quickly summarized the people who had diarrhea—Wang Zhonglei, Huang Xiaoming, Tong Dawei, Hu Jun, and Ren Quan—they understood their commonalities and what Shen Gongbao was implying.

For a time, in addition to joking and having fun, terms such as "Shi Xue Ba Mei," "Zhuo Wei's poem," and "Blue Rain" frequently appeared in the live stream.

In the half hour while waiting for the press conference to restart, the number of viewers in the text and image live stream increased rapidly, quickly exceeding 300 million!

Even without buffering, the live video stream can still attract millions of viewers!

Seeing this, Liu Yifei felt even worse, regretting that she hadn't caused trouble.

Now, millions of people are watching her sing nursery rhymes online! The attention is off the charts, but the level of embarrassment is even higher!

Liu Yifei couldn't help but wonder if all of this was orchestrated by Shen Gongbao.

Around 3:30 p.m., the scene was finally cleaned up, and Wang Zhonglei and the others changed their clothes and reappeared.

Only Tong Dawei injured his arm and left the scene.

Everyone stood together again, as if nothing had happened.

To survive in the entertainment industry, having a thick skin is essential.

Everyone cut the ribbon together, and confetti rained down from the sky, seemingly lifting the spirits of the event.

A few minutes later, a cheerful melody began to play, and Liu Yifei, dressed in children's clothing, came out with several children.

Her smile was stiff, and her dance moves were stiff as well.

But it doesn't feel out of place when it's with children.

It's like when you speak with a mixed accent, people find it disgusting, but when you do a show with kids and speak with a mixed accent, the audience can accept it, and sometimes they even praise you for being professional.

Everyone is looking forward to Liu Yifei's children's songs, because quite a few adult celebrities have sung children's songs.

Many children's songs resonate with adults, so the children's songs that Liu Yifei specially prepared for the signing press conference must have something special about them.

But when Liu Yifei opened her mouth, everyone was shocked.

She then asked the children, "What's your father's name?"

The children answered, "My dad's dad is called grandpa!"

"What are Daddy's and Mommy's names?"

"Dad's mom is called Grandma!"

……

This "Family Address Song" is too childish; it's basically an introductory song for two- or three-year-old children.

It's a bit comical for an adult to sing, but it's even more hilarious when a beautiful woman like Liu Yifei sings it.

In particular, two children, at Shen Gongbao's behest, deliberately handed Liu Yifei AD calcium milk.

The people present couldn't hold back and burst into laughter.

In just over half an hour, the press conference was a little tense twice, but the children's songs were noticeably more cheerful this time.

Noticing the cheerful laughter from the audience, Liu Yifei's earlobes turned bright red, and her singing voice trembled slightly.

Midway through the song, she glared at Shen Gongbao, unable to bear the shame any longer, and closed her eyes.

This scene was captured by the live stream camera, and netizens went wild.

"Hahaha, this is hilarious! What kind of lousy nursery rhyme is this?!"

"Did someone trick the fairy sister? She looks so embarrassed, like she's given up on life!"

"Pay attention to Liu Yifei's eyes. She glared at Shen Gongbao before closing her eyes. She was clearly tricked by the Taoist priest."

"If Liu Yifei were to sing this kind of children's song, it would probably be a black mark on her record for the rest of her life."

"Today's live stream was so worth watching! First, we saw Wuling spraying poop, then we saw a fairy singing children's songs—it was fantastic!"

"Oh my, my face is sore from smiling so much! Thank you, Taoist Master! As for why I'm thanking you, don't ask!"

……

Shen Gongbao laughed heartily when he saw Liu Yifei singing with shame but no choice.

His laughter was so loud that Liu Yifei was a little overwhelmed when she heard it. He was even singing such a simple children's song off-key!

Towards the end of the song, Liu Yifei seemed to have lost her senses, as she sang the lyrics incorrectly, even blurting out, "My father's father is my father!"

The lyrics are wrong. When combined with Liu Yifei's pronunciation of "walking away", it sounds like "baba's baba is baba".

It perfectly matches the scene of someone just pooping!

The live stream camera focused on the guest seats below the stage, where Huang Xiaoming and Ren Quan's smiles froze, while Wang Zhonglei's face turned ashen.

Everyone else at the scene looked like they wanted to laugh but didn't dare.

The viewers in the live stream didn't care about any of that; they were all laughing hysterically.

"Daddy's poop is poop? Who says it isn't? Hahahaha!"

"Is this stage just a mess because of Daddy? I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe."

"Liu Yifei's mistake is understandable. She was clearly forced onto the stage by the Taoist priest to sing children's songs. It felt like she was trying to save the day."

"Regardless, I'd call Liu Yifei's mistake the best mistake of the game! She went straight for the basket and blew it away!"

……

When Liu Yifei's performance ended, the Xinlang live text and image broadcast room crashed.

The number of people watching the live stream at the same time was estimated to be four to five million, and the enthusiastic comments from the viewers crashed the server!

Liu Yifei stepped off the stage, letting out a long sigh of relief, feeling her body covered in sweat.

That was truly a long and arduous performance.

The cheerful laughter of everyone sounded extremely jarring to Liu Yifei, causing her to lose her composure and sing off-key, even singing the wrong lyrics.

Anyway, I finally made it through, though my toes are a little sore.

Singing nursery rhymes really wears out shoe soles!